Shitas
This site is devoted to the living spirit of that so infamous but despised bastard step brother of the more likable King Midas.  King Midas led a greedy life with his story ending with sadness but he was at least able to prosper and live well.  Shitas, however, had a miserable life, where nothing went well and it still ended in the toilet.  The ongoing legacy of Mr. Shitas, and it happens to all of us sometimes, is that when you are in the presence of his spirit, everything that you attempt to get accomplished will turn to shi* (thus the origins of the word).  His is the legacy of "unintended physical aberrations".  For example, why did the glass of juice fall over on the table and then spill onto your lap when you have no opportunity to clean it up before a meeting.  His spirit will haunt the living world for eternity, so the legend holds, and will be broken only when astrologers and myth seekers are able to let his soul free to finally travel into the afterlife.  
Until then Shitas will happen to all of us. 

This site is devoted to the telling of stories that are influenced by his spirit so that we can find solace and comfort knowing that we are not alone in this abuse and that there is always a plausible explanation to the shi* that happens all around us.  The telling of these stories provides a forum for support and hopefully, ultimately a remedy for his soul so that we will no longer be influenced by this evil son-of-a-bitch


 

From Chris:
Last night I put an empty bottle of wine down on the table after filling my glass.  A small piece of broken cork, invisible to me but not to the man, tipped the bottle over.  Trying to catch the bottle the glass of wine spilled onto the chair.  Instead of watching a movie with the family I spent the next 45 minutes cleaning the chair with the bissel trying to get the wine stains out.  I explained to my daughter, Shitas doesn't do a lot of harm he just irritates and wastes your time.

From Alina:
Shitas today at work knocked over a bottle of syrup which knocked a full venti drink into the sanitizer machine and also spilled peppermint syrup all over some paperwork.