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Shitas
This
site is devoted to the living spirit of that so infamous but despised bastard
step brother of the more likable King Midas. King Midas led a greedy
life with his story ending with sadness but he was at least able to prosper
and live well. Shitas, however, had a miserable life, where nothing
went well and it still ended in the toilet. The ongoing legacy of
Mr. Shitas, and it happens to all of us sometimes, is that when you are
in the presence of his spirit, everything that you attempt to get accomplished
will turn to shi* (thus the origins of the word). His is the legacy
of "unintended physical aberrations". For example, why did the glass
of juice fall over on the table and then spill onto your lap when you have
no opportunity to clean it up before a meeting. His spirit will haunt
the living world for eternity, so the legend holds, and will be broken
only when astrologers and myth seekers are able to let his soul free to
finally travel into the afterlife.
Until
then Shitas will happen to all of us.
This
site is devoted to the telling of stories that are influenced by his spirit
so that we can find solace and comfort knowing that we are not alone in
this abuse and that there is always a plausible explanation to the shi*
that happens all around us. The telling of these stories provides
a forum for support and hopefully, ultimately a remedy for his soul so
that we will no longer be influenced by this evil son-of-a-bitch
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From
Chris:
Last
night I put an empty bottle of wine down on the table after filling my
glass. A small piece of broken cork, invisible to me but not to the
man, tipped the bottle over. Trying to catch the bottle the glass
of wine spilled onto the chair. Instead of watching a movie with
the family I spent the next 45 minutes cleaning the chair with the bissel
trying to get the wine stains out. I explained to my daughter, Shitas
doesn't do a lot of harm he just irritates and wastes your time.
From
Alina:
Shitas
today at work knocked over a bottle of syrup which knocked a full venti
drink into the sanitizer machine and also spilled peppermint syrup all
over some paperwork.
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